Shame on you little girl for betraying your mama!
For betraying the woman who stretched her vagina wide to bring your 9lb butt into this world.
The woman whose waist line went up to 40" because you wanted to stay an extra two weeks in you watery haven.
The woman who sat up holding you while you slept, all night, because you were gassy.
The woman you peed on and pooped on.
The woman who wiped your runny nose and cleaned your vomit.
The woman who slept with you in your twin size bunk bed, falling off most of the night, because you were afraid to sleep alone.
The woman who busted her ass at a thankless job to dress you, feed you and shelter you.
Shame on you little girl for betraying your mama by not listening to her words of wisdom that are provided so you can experience a happy childhood.
Am I being over dramatic? Irrational? Probably. But who gives a flying fish? I'm allowed to. I'm the mama.
Check out the betrayal here.